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I have purchased it from a workman for one hundred roubles; departing, he carried it off with him. Him I pursued, and he cast the comb in the water.” The lord descended from his carriage, removed his breeches, and entered the water in search of the comb. On a sudden the squirting skinny pope’s daughter perceived that a yard hung ‘twixt the lord’s legs. She seized it with both hands, gripped it fast, and cried: “Shame on thee, lord! Give squirting skinny me my comb!” And she dragged him by his yard to her father.

Behold, his daughter dragged a lord by his yard and never ceased from crying: “Give me my comb, wretched fellow!” what time the lord made plaintive sound, saying: “Little father, deliver squirting skinny me from a death not deserved! All my life squirting skinny I will not forget thee!” From his drawers the pope drew forth his yard, displayed it to his daughter through the window, and cried: “My daughter! Here is thy comb!” “Truly ‘tis mine!” cried the daughter. And I thought the lord had taken it!” And she released this unfortunate and sped into the house. I believe she hath lost her maidenhead.” “Examine her thyself, little father,” said the popess. “That will be better.” The pope lowered his drawers and gave the comb to his daughter.

When they were in action, the pope gasped and cried: “No, no--the girl hath not lost her honour....” Quoth the popess: “Little father, push her honour yet further back.” “Fear not, little mother. I have pushed it far.” Thus went the pope’s daughter to the comb.

Henceforward the pope combed them both, regaling them with his little ‘doll,’[85] passing his life in futtering both daughter and mother. [85] French _Poupee_, which, in the slang phraseology of that language, properly denotes a harlot.

On the other hand, we have the term _dolly_ as a synonym for _penis_. (_C.f._ Farmer: _Slang and its Analogues_.) This use of _poupee_, which, of course, is literally translated by _doll_, is peculiar; our French lexicographers do not include it in their lists of synonyms for the _membrum virile_. _EXCURSUS_ to _THE PRINCESS WHO PISSETH OVER THE HAYCOCKS_ and _THE COMB_. The main theme of these two stories----the ability of a virgin girl to urinate to a great height----is founded on physiological fact, although, of course, grossly distorted and exaggerated. “In children,” says Havelock Ellis, (_Studies in the Psychology of Sex_, vol. 5: _Erotic Symbolism_), “the vulva appears to look directly forward and the clitoris and urinary meatus easily appear, while in adult women, and especially after attempts at coitus have been made, the vulva appears directed more below and behind, and the clitoris and meatus more covered by the labia majora; so that the child urinates forward, while the adult woman is usually able to urinate almost directly downwards in the erect position, though in some cases (as may occasionally be observed in the street) she can only do so when bending slightly forwards.

“This difference in the direction of the stream formerly furnished one of the methods of diagnosing virginity, an uncertain one, since the difference is largely due to age and individual variation. The main factor in the position and aspect of the vulva is pelvic inclination....” Havelock Ellis, later on in the same volume of his _Studies_, again refers to the subject: “A sign to which the old authors often attached much importance was furnished by the urinary stream. In the _De Secretis Mulierum_, wrongly attributed to Albertus Magnus,[86] it is laid down that ‘the virgin urinates higher than the woman.’ Riolan, in his _Anthropographia_, discussing the ability of virgins to ejaculate urine to a height, states that Scaliger had observed women who were virgins emit urine in a high jet against a wall, but that married women could seldom do this. Bonaciolus squirting skinny also stated that the urine of virgins is emitted in a small stream to a distance with an acute hissing sound. There is no doubt a tendency for the various stresses of sexual life to produce an influence in this direction, though they act squirting skinny far too slowly and uncertainly to be a reliable index moving picture girls squirting cum to the presence or the absence of virginity. [86] “Already in the thirteenth century, Albert Bollst?dt, Bishop of Ratisbonne, better known as Albertus Magnus, had, in spite of his clerical profession, furnished much scabrous matter concerning the opposite sex in his work _De Secretis Mulierum_.”--_Centuria Librorum Absconditorum_: Pisanus Fraxi (Ashbee): London: Privately Printed, 1879. The compiler of this monumental work and the two companion volumes, _Index Librorum Prohibitorum_ and _Catena Librorum Tacendorum_, would seem to be at variance with Havelock Ellis. A further reference to Albertus Magnus by Fraxi is worth giving: “Shall a bishop, raised to the See of Ratisbonne, (exclaims the erudite James Atkinson) and (still more monstrous) shall a canonised man, an ‘in c?lum sublevatus,’ undertake a natural history of the most natural secret, inter secretalia f?minea? Is the natural and divine law at once to be expounded, inter Scyllam et Charybdim, of defailance and human orgasm?”----Medical Bibliography, p. “Another common ancient test of virginity by urination rests on a psychic basis, and appears in a variety of forms which are really all reducible to the same principle.