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This was enough to make a Maiden sick And full of Pain; She begins to Fling and Kick, And swore she’d rent her Smock in twain: But you shall hear anon, There was a Man his name was _John_, To whom this Maid she went alone, And in this manner made her moan; I prithee _John_ tell me no Lie, What ails my Dame to Squeak and Cry? I prithee _John_ tell me the same, What is’t my Master gives my Dame?

It is a Steel, quoth _John_, My Master gives my Dame at Night: Altho’ some fault she find, I’m sure it is her Heart’s Delight: And you _Joan_ for your part, You love one withal your Heart: Yes, marry then quoth _John_, Therefore to you I make my moan; If that I may be so bold, Where are these things to be sold? At _London_ then said _John_, Next Market day I’ll bring thee one. What will a good one cost, If I shou’d chance to stand in need? Twenty Shillings, says _John_, And for Twenty Shillings you may speed: Then _Joan_ she ran unto her Chest, And fetch’d him Twenty Shillings just; _John_, said she, here is your Coin, And I pray you have moving pictures naked guy and girl me in your Mind: And out of my Love therefore, There is for you two Shillings more; And I pray thee honest _John Long_, Buy me one that’s Stiff and Strong. To Market then he went, When he had the Money in his Purse; He domineer’d and vapour’d, He was as stout as any Horse: Some he spent in Ale and Beer, And some he spent upon good Cheer; The rest he brought home again, To serve his turn another time: Welcome home honest _John_, God a mercy gentle _Joan_; Prithee _John_ let me feel, Hast thou brought me home a Steel?

Yes, marry then quoth _John_, And then he took her by the Hand; He led her into a Room, Where they cou’d see neither Sun nor Moon: Together _John_ the Door did clap, He laid the Steel into her Lap: With that _Joan_ began to feel, Cuts Foot, quoth she, ‘tis a dainty Steel: I prithee tell me, and do not lye, What are the two Things hang thereby? They be the two odd Shillings, quoth _John_, That you put last into my Hand: If I had known so much before, I wou’d have giv’n thee two Shillings more.[105] [105] _John and Joan_, strictly speaking, is a _variant_ of three stories quoted earlier on in this volume, (The Instrument, The Timorous Fiancee and The Enchanted Ring), inasmuch as all contain the same idea--the possibility of purchasing a _membrum virile_. At the same time, our ballad has a totally different setting, the maid in this case obtaining her first knowledge from the actions of others.

THE HUSBAND AS DOCTOR.[106] [106] _Les Cent Nouvelles Nouvelles_: Translated for the first time into English by Robert B. Douglas (_One Hundred Merrie and Delightsome Stories_), Paris: Charles Carrington. _Of a young squire of Champagne who, when he married, had never mounted a Christian creature--much to his wife’s regret. And of the method her mother found to instruct him, and how the said squire suddenly wept at a great feast that was made shortly after he had learned how to perform the carnal act--as you will hear more plainly hereafter._ ‘Tis well known that in the province moving pictures naked guy and girl of Champagne one is sure to encounter heavy and dull-witted persons--which hath seemed strange to many, seeing that the district is so moving pictures naked guy and girl near to the country of Mischief.[107] Many stories could be told of the stupidity of the Champenois, but this present will suffice.

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